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cARtOONSdAY: “aHEAD oF tHE gAME”

Hardly knew him

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July 10, 2018 · 9:22 pm

Monday morning writing joke: “Fool errand”

There once was a man so wise /

he read a book on disguise. /

And to this very day /

when he wants to slip away /

glasses and a mustache he applies. /

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cARtOONSdAY: “cOMMA”

00 writing oxford comma

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June 26, 2018 · 11:41 pm

Monday morning writing joke: “Acknowledgements”

There once was writer of acknowledgements /

Who was in a pickle over compliments. /

To make them clear and sincere /

And not sound in arrears /

Or as if she were paying emoluments.

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Monday morning writing joke: “F-bomb”

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There once was a purveyor of F-bombs /
Who dropped them like words of a psalm. /
One day on a streak /
He went well passed his peak /
Now his voice squeaks with lavender charm.

 

 

 

 

 

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Monday morning writing joke: “A Man of Subtle fun”

There once was man of subtle fun /
Who tried to make puns on the run /
But his display of verbal wit /
Didn’t go over for shit /
And left people mindless minus one.

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cARtOONSdAY: “iNK sTRAINS”

Printer's down

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May 22, 2018 · 11:58 pm