Tag Archives: writing humor

cARtOONSdAY: “wALK oN bY”

A sort of dash-ing person.

Save

Leave a comment

Filed under 2017, CarToonsday

Monday morning writing joke: “Pause, to consider”

“Let’s eat Grandma!”

“Let’s eat, Grandma!”

Commas save lives.

Leave a comment

Filed under 2017, Monday morning writing joke

cARtOONSdAY: “rEFILL”

Overtaxed on the network.

Leave a comment

Filed under 2017, CarToonsday

Monday morning writing joke: “Sure sign”

First writer: “I just finished up at a drug rehab center.”

Second writer: “How was it?”

First writer: “It was okay, except for the nagging signs they placed outside.”

Second writer: “Signs? What did they say?”

First writer, taking a puff: “They said: ‘Keep off the grass.’ And I wasn’t even smoking it at the time.”

Leave a comment

Filed under 2017, Monday morning writing joke

cARtOONSdAY: “sO iT gOES”

The pain runs deep, and so does the desire.

1 Comment

Filed under 2017, CarToonsday

Monday morning writing joke: “The hand dealt”

A writer bursts into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “Doctor, I believe I am a deck of cards!”

The psychiatrist says, “Sit down and shut up. I’ll deal with you later.”

Leave a comment

Filed under 2017, Monday morning writing joke

cARtOONSdAY: “wOULD yOU?”

Would not have it any other way.

Leave a comment

Filed under 2017, CarToonsday