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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer from Maine”

There once was a writer from Maine

Whom everybody thought was insane.

He wrote big books on evil

and owned pet boll weevil.

No one could cotton to him or complain.

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Photo finish Friday: “En-title-meant”

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May 8, 2020 · 2:47 am

cARtOONSdAY: “jUST dESSERTS”

SNAFU: Situation normal, all forked up
SNAFU: Situation normal, all forked up

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Monday morning writing joke: “It ain’t write, I tell you”

Two writers went to the same doctor’s office on the same day. She told each one he didn’t have long to live.

“It’s awful,” said the first writer. “I’m right in the middle of a novel and she’s only given me six months to live. I’ll never get it finished. What about you?”

“It’s awful for me, too,” said the second writer. “She gave me three years to live.”

“Three years!” the first writer said. “Three years! What’s so awful about that?”

“I write short stories,” the second writer said. “And I’m fresh out of ideas.”

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cARtOONSdAY: “tESTY jOYCE”

Study Buddy

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Monday morning writing joke: “Barking vowels”

There once was a writer doggerel

Whose writing sounded as if you should gargle.

Rhymes and diphthongs

The words never got along

Sounding like the speech of a mongrel.

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cARtOONSdAY: “fINE tIME TO BE hERE”

Man facing hefty fine for overdue books
Cut off from the future.

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