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cARtOONSdAY: “rEFILL”

Overtaxed on the network.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Sure sign”

First writer: “I just finished up at a drug rehab center.”

Second writer: “How was it?”

First writer: “It was okay, except for the nagging signs they placed outside.”

Second writer: “Signs? What did they say?”

First writer, taking a puff: “They said: ‘Keep off the grass.’ And I wasn’t even smoking it at the time.”

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Monday morning writing joke: “The hand dealt”

A writer bursts into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “Doctor, I believe I am a deck of cards!”

The psychiatrist says, “Sit down and shut up. I’ll deal with you later.”

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Monday morning writing joke: “Tough it out”

Q. Why are Saturday and Sunday the toughest days?

A. Because the others are weakdays.

Enjoy your weak. Yeah, I know, a week joke.

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cARtOONSdAY: “wOULD yOU?”

Would not have it any other way.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Sheepish”

Two sheep gather in a meadow.

Sheep one: “Did you meet the comic writer who moved in to the old house in the valley?”

Sheep two: “I have and I’m not am-ewe-used.”

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cARtOONSdAY: “cONSTANCY”

Sometimes, it's too hard to hang in there.

Sometimes, it’s too hard to hang in there.

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