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cARtOONSdAY: “Research”

Research

I am a writer. /

Thank you for asking, Bear. /

Dog and broom were mum.

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Monday morning writing joke: “War writer”

There once was a writer of wars /
Who saw peace as a series of chores. /
When people put their arms away /
He had nothing to say, /
And at parties he was just one of the boors.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Lying writer”

There once was a writer from downtown, /

Who took his rejection lying around. /

He would open his e-mail /

And read the words: “No Sale.” /

Then say, “No need to get up to get down.”

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Monday (morning) writing joke: “Writer from the farm”

There once was a writer from the farm

Who thought writing could do no harm.

Then one day while he uttered

Poetry he scribbled near a cow’s udder,

She kicked him because she was not charmed.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Writer”

Writer, noun, living. /

Writer, verb, conveying life. /

Writer, now, writing.

Clock with word Writer in it

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Monday morning writing joke: “Ouch”

WRITER: Comedy comes from pain.

AGENT: Then this meeting is hilarious.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer from Chicago”

There once was writer from Chicago,

Who fancied himself a hero in Key Largo.

So, he packed up his crap,

But misread his map,

And is living near zero in Fargo.

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Monday (morning) writing joke: “Writer of Horror”

There once was a writer of horror

Who wrote about mean, evil flora.

And there once was a fly

That landed nearby

And ate him so he could write no more-ah.

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cARtOONSdAY: “wRITING tIPS”

Writing tips

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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer from NASA”

There once was a writer from NASA

Who knew if aliens could blast ya.

He wrote his memoir

Called, Life from Afar.

His agent said, “The movies have passed ya.”

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