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Monday morning writing joke: “Give and take”

A cactus and a vampire walk into a bar. The bartender can’t decide who’s the bigger prick.

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Q.: What do you call a zombie with rod and reel?

A.: Hooked.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Zombie three”

Zombie Neighborhood Watch sign: “Take a bite out of crime. Eat the perpetrator.”

Q. What sort of work does a zombie like?

A. Piecemeal.

Q. What do you call the headmaster at a zombie school?

A. The headmaster.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Vehicle”

Q.: What do you call a vehicle that seats a mummy, a zombie, a werewolf, and a vampire?

A.: A Monster truck.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Date night”

A zombie and a vampire went out on a date.

Somebody didn’t have the brains to realize the relationship sucked.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Head ache”

Q.: What type of performer is a zombie?

A.: A headliner

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Q.: When a zombie leaves, what is she doing?

A.: She’s heading out-of-town.

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Q.: What is the main feature a zombie looks for in a car?

A.: More head room.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Heady stuff”

Q.: What do you call the principal at a zombie school?

A.: The headmaster.

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Q.: What is a zombie’s worst nightmare?

A.: The Headless horseman.

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Q.: What is a zombie’s favorite spread on bread?

A.: Head cheese.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Head’s up”

Q: Where do zombie kids begin their education.

A.: In Head Start.

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Q.: What’s a zombie’s goal in education?

A.: To get to the head of the class.

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