“Oh, Deer Meat”

Oh, Deer Meat

Oh, deer meat, what can I say? /

What won’t offend you if I play? /

A word here, a word there, /

But venison I must play with care.

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Photo finish Friday: “A bit deflated”

Christmas is over, the presents are delivered, and Santa and his reindeer are exhausted and needing a little help to get in the air for that final trip home.

Santa and the jet

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Santa impaled on a jet.

Pilot landed, full of regret.

Fallen presents everywhere.

Broken wagon, child’s despair.

Reindeer rammed right through the plane.

Santa’s joy turned to pain.

If you don’t see him Christmas Eve.

Search the obituaries and the bereaved.

Santa impaled on a jet.

Pilot landed, full of regret.

NORAD warned him: “Don’t fly there.”

Now he wears soiled underwear.