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Monday (morning) writing joke: “Definition”

Q.: What’s the definition of a will?

A.: A dead giveaway.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Tickle”

Grass grows green somewhere. /

For now lawnmowers slumber. /

Rakes tickle the dead.

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Monday morning writing joke: “hard work”

Q.: What did the hard-working zombie writer named Kate call herself?

A.: Dead-i-Kate

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Dead like the stars”

The dead like the stars /

twinkle in memory’s gaze /

shine into the past.

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Monday (morning) writing joke: “Dead again,” part 2

In honor of all the zombie movies over the past year, and books about zombies and other dead creatures, here is the second of two or three “dead” jokes, puns, bits of humor. Groan as you see fit.

Q.: What do you call…

…a race between zombies?

A.: A dead run.

…a warm day for zombies?

A.: A dead heat.

…a zombie who ate his girlfriend?

A.: A dead ‘n’ ate her.

…a zombie in an explosion?

A.: Dead bone air.

…somebody killed by a medieval zombie?

A.: Dead of knight.

…a zombie politician too long in office?

A.: A deadencated public servant.

.…a lobbyist?

A.: Dead weight.

…500 zombie lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A.: Habeas corpses.

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Monday (morning) writing joke: “Dead again, ” part 1

In honor of all the zombie movies over the past year, and books about zombies and other dead creatures, here is the first of two or three “dead” jokes, puns, bits of humor. Groan as you see fit.

Q.: What do you call…

…a dead psychiatrist?

A.: A dead head.

…a dead musician?

A.: A dead beat.

…a dead twin bell musician?

A.: A dead ringer.

…a dead sailor?

A.: Dead lee

…a dead radio personality?

A.: Dead air

…a dead royal radio personality?

A.: Dead air apparent.

…a dead conservative?

A. Dead to rights

…a dead writer’s last sentence?

A. A deadline.

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