Monday morning writing joke: “Lecture”

A man walking alone on downtown sidewalks at 3 AM is stopped by a police officer.

“What are you doing out this late?” the officer asks.

The man says, “I’m on my way to a lecture, officer. It’s about alcohol abuse and the effects on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out to the wee hours of the morning.”

“Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” the officer asks.

The man says, “That would be my wife.”

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