Monday morning writing joke: “Poe-etics”

A group of writers enters a bar room. One of them breaks away and goes to the bar.

“Who are you?” the bartender asks. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in here before.”

“I’m a Poe boy.”

“Poe boy?”

Poe nods. At that moment a back bird flies into the room and lands on the bar.

“Who’s this?” the bartender asks.

“He’s just a Poe boy from a Poe family,” the black bird says.

“Nevermore!” the bartender yells, taking out a shotgun. “I’ve had it with you writers and your puns. Nevermore.”

Poe turns to the black bird, “I think he’s stark raven mad.”

Nobody remembers exactly what happened next.

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