Monday morning writing joke: “Joint pain”

A writer sitting on a stool in the corner bar looks over at the bartender. “I’ve tried everything for my joints. Pain medications, homeopathic remedies, strange herbs. I’ve swallowed Glucosamine tablets, Turmeric powder, and honey and cinnamon for my aching joints, but nothing relieves my pain.”

Bartender: “When is it at its worst?”

Writer: “When I’m asked to pay my bar tab.”

The bartender immediately felt a bit of joint pain himself.

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