Monday morning writing joke: “Hearing”

A troubled man wanders in to a Christian evangelical celebration. The preacher, seeing a new person, immediately seizes upon him and says, “Brother, what is your problem?”

“It’s my hearing,” the man says.

The preacher clasps his hands on both sides of the man’s head, shakes him vigorously, pleads to God to make the man whole, and then releases him with a quick shove backwards.

“How is your hearing now?” the preacher asks.

“I don’t know,” the man says. “I don’t go to court until Tuesday.”

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