Monday morning writing joke: “Practicing”

I accuse.

I accuse.

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “So, then, is it possible the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Doctor, how can you be so sure?”

Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nonetheless?”

Doctor: “Yes, it is possible. He could have been alive and practicing law.”

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