Monday morning writing joke: “By the book”

Two writers were sitting in the corner of a library arguing over words. One of the writers was named Dick, the other one Nathan, though most people called him Nary.

After being shushed a few times, the library lost her composure and yelled, “Dick and Nary, shut up or I throw the book at you.”

“Bridge or unabridged?” Nary asked.

Word has it that nary a moment passed before Nary knew not what hit him. And though Dick escaped unharmed, Dick or Nary was never found at that library again.


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