Two writers were sitting in the corner of a library arguing over words. One of the writers was named Dick, the other one Nathan, though most people called him Nary.
After being shushed a few times, the library lost her composure and yelled, “Dick and Nary, shut up or I throw the book at you.”
“Bridge or unabridged?” Nary asked.
Word has it that nary a moment passed before Nary knew not what hit him. And though Dick escaped unharmed, Dick or Nary was never found at that library again.