Monday morning writing joke: “Maine frame of mind”

There once was a writer from Maine /

Who wrote about the strange and insane. /

“Your writing reminds me of King.” /

Those words would always sting, /

Until he stuffed their remains down the drain.

***

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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