Monday morning writing joke: “Candle”

Q.: What’s the difference between a propaganda writer and a roman candle?

A.: Depends upon how much a roman candle is selling for.

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Three writers walk into a fireworks store. Each has $1. One buys a cherry bomb. The second buys a pack of firecrackers. The third buys a sparkler. Which one’s the poet?

A.: The one with the cherry bomb. Metaphorically, he’s trying to get the biggest bang for his buck.

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