Monday morning writing joke: “Car, bottle, gun”

An old car, a bottle of antidepressants, and gun walked into a bar.

The car blew its horn and eventually had to be belted.

The antidepressants were such a pill, they had to be bottled up.

And the gun shot its mouth off so often nobody else could get a word in. Eventually it triggered a revolt from the rest of the patrons and the three of them were shown the door.

One writer at a back table looks over at his friend: “What do you thing that was about?”

The second writer shrugs. “Chitty pity bang bang.”


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