Monday morning writing joke: “Zombie three”

Zombie Neighborhood Watch sign: “Take a bite out of crime. Eat the perpetrator.”

Q. What sort of work does a zombie like?

A. Piecemeal.

Q. What do you call the headmaster at a zombie school?

A. The headmaster.

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