Monday morning writing joke: “Zombies, part 3”

Q.: What did the French zombie waiter say to his customers?

A.: “Brain appetite.”

A zombie went to a zombie doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor asked him what he had been eating lately.

The zombie said, “Writer’s brains.”

The zombie doctor told him to quit before he got “Clogged authories.”

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