All that sweetness and light can give you such a fright. Sneaking over to your bed to stab you before daylight. So when you go to bed don’t turn your little head. For that elf on the shelf will make … Continue reading →
Q.: What does a clock do when it’s hungry? A.: It goes back four seconds. /// Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz. /// I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says … Continue reading →
It is the first or second weekend of the month and time again for a new word to live by. This is a word or phrase not currently in use in the U.S. English lexicon, but might need to be … Continue reading →
4 Tips On Conquering The Evil That Is Writer’s Block by Ashley Jones Read more at http://www.business2community.com/blogging/4-tips-conquering-evil-writers-block-01074259#1IGzOmJ9sSQZJ1DM.99 It’s funny that I’m writing this blog about writer’s block considering I was drawing a complete blank when trying to think of a … Continue reading →
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. /// A soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. /// This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
Just when you think it is safe to go outside, to enjoy the season, to appreciate the outdoor decorations … you come across this! Keep you distance … for if you dare and cross through the candy cane arch you … Continue reading →
[Editor’s note: below is a follow up article to the one posted in this blog on Thursday: http://talltalestogo.wordpress.com/2014/12/04/haiku-to-you-thursday-brain-drain/.] UT: Missing brains were destroyed By Benjamin Wermund | December 3, 2014 Source: http://www.chron.com/local/education/campus-chronicles/article/UT-scrambling-to-find-missing-brains-5932435 […]