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Q.: What type of performer is a zombie?
A.: A headliner
Q.: When a zombie leaves, what is she doing?
A.: She’s heading out-of-town.
Q.: What is the main feature a zombie looks for in a car?
A.: More head room.
Q.: What do you call the principal at a zombie school?
A.: The headmaster.
Q.: What is a zombie’s worst nightmare?
A.: The Headless horseman.
Q.: What is a zombie’s favorite spread on bread?
A.: Head cheese.
Q: Where do zombie kids begin their education.
A.: In Head Start.
Q.: What’s a zombie’s goal in education?
A.: To get to the head of the class.